I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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