So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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