it was like his penis was on wheels.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
