This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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