you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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