I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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