Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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