Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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