and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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