We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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