Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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We have started to decorate penises.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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