so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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