how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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