There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
