Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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