so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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