please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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