Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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