Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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