This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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