So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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