thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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