The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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