what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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