Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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