Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I didn't notice because vodka
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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