it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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