I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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