remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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