maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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