**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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