So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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