well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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