so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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