that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Randomize
