I love black thongs
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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