I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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