Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.