Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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