I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
