you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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