you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
hows the party?
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be there in 10
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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