There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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