I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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