Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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