did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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