Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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