YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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