We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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