what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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