Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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