I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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