I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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