He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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