I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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